Welcome to the New Addition of FNN! (Fluffy's News Network)

(Warning: In this portion of my blog I am going to be portraying a character I made long ago in the Star Wars universe. It consists of pseudo-humorous stories and articles.)

Thank you, I am Wilibald "Fluffy" Danderfluff and this is the start of FNN v7.0 That’s right we have had seven incarnations, that have never even been read before. So I say lets  try again for the seventh time as a blog. Now I must warn you my antics are increasing rude, crude, and downright hateful. If you have any love towards Ewoks at all I suggest you advert your eyes and turn back now, because it is going to get bad for your furry friends.

Now for a little introduction. As I said before I'm Wilibald Danderfluff, you can call me Fluffy for short. I was born on the planet Alk'lessish III where I made it to the top in an Award-Winning News Show, ahem: FNN. I have also opened my own chain of restaurants, you may have heard of them: Fluffy's Ewok Wok? No? Well now ya have. I also scourge around the galaxy looking for the next tasty morsel to put on my glorious menu. As for my personal life, I like the color sea foam Green and enjoy Black Tea and biscuits. I have a wife and two wonderful little Fluffites. And as for the ewoks well we'll get to that soon. But, until then this has been Wilibald "Fluffy" Danderfluff signing off.